Wednesday, February 20, 2008
Light Bulb Jokes about all Junior College in Singapore Q: How many RJC students does it take to change a light bulb?A: 4 whole faculties. One to design the new bulb, one to manufacture and test it out, one to write a proposal on it and one to market it.Q: How many HCJC students does it take to change a light bulb?A: The whole school. To compete with RJCQ: How many VJC students does it take to change a light bulb?A: The whole school. One student to screw it in and the rest to cheer, wave flags and banners to give him/her support.Q: How many NJC students does it take to change a light bulb?A: None. They can study without lightQ: How many AJC students does it take to change a light bulb?A: They’re too busy trying to be one of the top 5JCsQ: How many ACJC students does it take to change a light bulb?A: None. They’ll rather use all their money to employ YJC students to do it for them.Q: How many YJC students does it take to change a light bulb?A: None. Only one teacher to tell them what a light bulb is in the first place and to demonstrate how to change the light bulb. (So how do you think they’re able to change it ACJC?)Q: How many CJC students does it take to change a light bulb? A: None.They’ll prefer it to be darker. (Hmmmm?*raises eye-brows*)Q: How many JJC students does it take to change a light bulb?A: None. Their physics is so bad that they made their macho teacher cry.Q: How many TPJC students does it take to change a light bulb?A: None. Would they even bother?Q: How many SAJC students does it take to change a light bulb?A: None. They believe in praying for it.Q: How many NYJC students does it take to change a light bulb?A: None. They are still using oil lamps.Q: How many SRJC students does it take to change a light bulb?A: Huh, what litebarbQ: How many PJC students does it take to change a light bulb?A: Heck the light bulb lah, the principal would do something about the rightbarbs. Let’s do 300 jumping jacks for not wearing the proper school attire.Q: How many MJC students does it take to change a light bulb?A: None. They are too busy trying to get promoted.Q: How many IJC students does it take to change a light bulb?A: None. They are Innovians. They’ll find ways out of the darkQ: Who wrote all thisA: A TJCianQ: How many TJC students does it take to change a light bulb?A: None. They think they are already very bright
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Wednesday, February 20, 2008
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